Wednesday, September 18, 2013

A Bunch of Blarney


Castles in Ireland are like Starbucks in New York, there is one on every corner. Ok, maybe not that many, but I have seen my fair share of castles since my arrival. They are all beautiful and grand; set against the lush, green Irish landscape they have been amazing to just look at and take pictures of. This past week I finally had the chance to go inside and explore one of the more famous castles in Ireland, the Blarney Castle.



The Blarney Castle is one of the most popular attractions near Cork, and it only took a 20-minute bus ride to get there. When we arrived the sky was overcast and it was raining, but as we ascended the thousands of stairs toward the infamous stone at the top of the castle, the sun came out and the clouds rolled away. This provided some truly remarkable pictures of a view I could never imagine having from my rooftop! By the time we got to the bottom of the stairs it was raining again. The weather in Ireland is just as polite and generous as the people.



The castle itself is set in a larger complex that consists of several gardens and courtyards, a lake, a wildflower field, a house, a farm, and so much more astounding nature. As we approached the castle, we crossed a series of small bridges and first came to the Dungeon. I was excited to explore the dark, dingy, descending cave where prisoners and trespassers were once kept, but I think I was the only one who didn’t regret it. I led the way through the quickly shrinking passageway with the other girls begrudgingly trailing behind. After literally crawling in a dark, wet, poorly lit passageway we came to a dead end and had to squirm back the we came from. These conditions were definitely worse than what the inmates whine about on MSNBC’s Lockup, I’d like to see an episode about this cell. Given the claustrophobic, creepy, paranormal activity vibe, we all decided that five minutes in the Dungeon was more than enough, and that we are glad to not be prisoners of that time.




The Blarney Castle was built on a hill to create the illusion of it being taller than it truly is. This trick intimidated enemies back in the day, causing them to second guess an attempted ascent. It now has the same effect on tourists. Still, we did not fear! We climbed the narrow spiral staircase all the way to the top, and there we all kissed the Blarney Stone. Kissing the stone is no easy feat; you must lie on your back and suspend your upper body off the side of the castle to reach. Luckily, metal holding bars have been installed so people no longer have to be dangled by their ankles. This whole ordeal is worth it though, because whoever kisses this stone is said to be bestowed with elegance and charm. I’m not so sure it worked, you can decide for yourselves when I get back!





After kissing the stone we explored the gorgeous grounds around the castle. We followed a path to a farm, through a forest, to a lake, and into a field of wildflowers. I felt like I was scrolling though options for a new screensaver. Amongst all this natural beauty was the Blarney House, one of the most picturesque homes I have ever seen. On the path from the house back to the castle we crossed through the Poison Garden. This was full of plants that could not be touched, smelled, or tasted, but at least that left two senses to explore with. I accidentally brushed against an overgrown waxy brown leaf, but don’t worry, I’m fine. I must have been saved by my newfound charm.







Oh, yeah I almost forgot- here's another windy selfie!


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